“I’m
not gonna pretend this is comfortable. It’s not. It’s scratchy. But it’s
Canada. I thought I would dress up! Thought I’d
thrown on the old sequins.”
“I’m
leaving a trail of sequins all over the place.”
SEATTLE 7th July
SACRAMENTO 9th July
“I
didn’t realize until I was on stage that I can’t move my arms above my head.
I’m quite restricted, so forgive me.”
SAN JOSE 11th July
“NOW I HAVE ANOTHER
PIECE OF PAPER. WE’RE GONNA REVEAL SOMETHING ELSE! No, no I don’t. No more
paper. Alright. Anything else? Anything else?….I’ll catch it….Anything else?
You are….can I read this? [reading sign] “I’m gonna come out to my parents
because of you" Are your parents here? Where are they? She’s in our hotel
room. How far away’s the hotel? Huh? Four miles. Do you think if we
really….what’s your name?…Grace. If we can get as quiet as possible….[crowd
goes impressively quiet]…what’s your mum’s name?…Tina…..ok, as quiet as
possible…I’m gonna tell Tina, before you get a chance [little
giggle]….SHHHH…shhh….[someone yells out] This is a family show! [crowd
screams]…or is ittttt….[crowd screams louder]….shhhh, shhhh, SHH, SHH….[clears
throat]…shhh…as quiet as possible….quiet as possible….[harry lowers his
voice]…quiet as possible….[crowd quietens]….zero noise….thank you…..[yelling]
TINA!!……SHE"S GAY!! [crowd cheers are deafening]wait, wait….[Harry puts
his hand to his ear, theatrically]….Tina says…..shh….Tina says she loves you.
Congratulations, very happy for you. TINA, SHE’S GAY! Everyone, one, two,
three…..[crowd yells]….TINA, SHE’S GAY! Alright, I’ll have to put that on a
t-shirt, right, you’ll see that on the next tour, it’ll be on a t-shirt -
“TINA, SHE’S GAY” Alright. We’re gonna sing another song now. Before we go on,
let me say thank you to each and every single one of you for bringing your
signs, your flags, thank you, thank you, thank you, very much. You’ve have been
incredible tonight, from this side, all the way around to this side, round the
back, top to bottom, front to back. If you know the words to this song, please
sing it with us. Let’s do it. One, two, three, GO!”
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